![]() ![]() ![]() The bartenders spouse said: "What makes you think Id marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the bartender who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do bartenders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. The first chemist was sitting and staring. Then the bartender turns around and walks to the back, still holding the droid and the glass of water. The bartender gets this faraway look in his eyes and repeats the phrase. "I figure that youll eventually remarry, and I dont want some asshole using my stuff," replied the bartender. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them arent even reposts Join our discord. The bartender turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. *** A bartender and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. For example: Why do bartenders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. ![]() This book has so many bartender jokes, you wont know where to start. And, if you dont burst out laughing from at least one bartender joke in this book, theres something wrong with you. The book of bartender jokes is so unoriginal, its original. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bartender Jokes Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street. Bar patrons love silly jokes, and especially bartender jokes. ![]() The jokes revolve around the profession, serving drinks, types of tequilas, stereotypes, and everything funny that people observe. The bartender turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.""Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife."I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the bartender.The bartender's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"***Did you hear about the bartender who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."***Why do bartenders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.If youve ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of bartender jokes is for you. A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender with a drunken slur, Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill. Bartender jokes are another category of bar jokes that people enjoy. For example:Why do bartenders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A bartender and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one bartender joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many bartender jokes, you won't know where to start. The book of bartender jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of bartender jokes is for you. ![]()
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